The funny 2021 Horoscope is here! Let’s see your previsions for next year.
If you were wondering what 2021 will bring you, find out below! The Funny Horoscope is here!
1. Funny 2021 Horoscope: Aries
In 2021 you overcome your old paper eating addiction. Yay! Instead, you become addicted to saying jokes, and everyone thinks you’re hilarious. This is great for you because you’re going to attend a lot of parties in 2021, and you’ll need this talent!
2. Funny 2021 Horoscope: Taurus
As the pandemic ends, you’ll go out a lot more often. One day, as you walk through your favorite supermarket, listening to your favorite supermarket playlist, and pushing your favorite supermarket shopping cart, a movie director notices your looks and offers you a part in a movie. You become a celebrity, and the paparazzi start following you everywhere!
3. Funny 2021 Horoscope: Gemini
In 2021, as the pandemic ends, you’ll start a million-dollar business and become very rich. Suddenly, everyone knows who you are, and you start living like a celebrity. You can no longer eat the grapes in the supermarket or go out wearing the same shirt as yesterday because everyone knows who you are. You give your kids the weirdest names, and that doesn’t make them very happy.
4. Funny 2021 Horoscope: Cancer
In 2021, as the pandemic ends, you start going out more. One day, during a BBQ party, a scientist notices you and invites you back to his lab for some tests. His research shows that you’re the most intelligent person on Earth, and they give you a document stating that you’re always right.
5. Funny 2021 Horoscope: Leo
In 2021, you wake up one morning and decide to quit your job and pursue your childhood dream of becoming a pirate. You buy a talking parrot, start wearing an eye-patch, and grow a mustache. Your family doesn’t approve at first, but they change their minds when they see how happy you are.
6. Funny 2021 Horoscope: Virgo
In 2021, after you drink ice water too fast, you get a brain freeze, and you start to like bad music. No one even notices at first, but then you start wearing sandals with socks, and you get a belly button piercing. Your family throws you a surprise party, which turns out to be an intervention.
7. Funny 2021 Horoscope: Libra
In 2021, your best friend convinces you to quit your job so you can both run away and become ballerinas. Due to your inborn grace and natural beauty, you will become the most famous ballerina in the world.
8. Funny 2021 Horoscope: Scorpio
In 2021, you will receive the heartwarming news that your family is about to grow with one extra member. You are getting another cat.
9. Funny 2021 Horoscope: Sagittarius
In 2021, you will win the lottery. Your winning numbers are 2, 3, 6, 7, 23, 67. You will win the jackpot and share your winnings with the Bouncy Mustard family because that’s what you do when someone tells you the winning numbers.
10. Funny 2021 Horoscope: Capricorn
In 2021, you will get promoted. As the big boss, you will set new rules for the office. Casual Friday will mean going drunk at work, wearing a robe, flip flops, and a tiara. Mondays will be forbidden, and drinking at work will be allowed.
11. Funny 2021 Horoscope: Aquarius
In 2021, you will go on a cookie diet and become very, very sexy. You will win the prize for the sexiest person on Earth, and they’ll send you to Mars to compete for the title of the sexiest person in the Universe. You lose, as the winner from Uranus bribes the jury.
12. Funny 2021 Horoscope: Pisces
In 2021, you discover that you’ve got healing powers. With just one touch, you can heal stuttering, hick-ups, and smelly farts. People come to see you from all around the world, and you are forced to open a drive-thru healing touch & go center.
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