The funny 2021 Horoscope is here! Let’s see how your love life’s going this year!
1. Aries
In 2021, your love life remains as great as always. Everyone envies you! Every day, you are spoiled with a lot of love, morning kisses, tiny gifts, and surprises by your 24 cats. Someone new will enter your life and house, but you won’t even notice until the little kittens come!
2. Taurus
In 2021, your relationship is stronger than ever. You have the most powerful bond with your bed, and no one or nothing could ever get between the two of you. You spend all day thinking about each other and all night hugging. Best. Relationship. Ever.
3. Gemini
In 2021, you start a new love story with beer. As the pandemic ends, the two of you spend a lot of time in bars, pubs, restaurants, cinemas, the mall, your kids’ school play, at work, on the bus, or while jogging. Your love is fun!
4. Cancer
In 2021, your love life is pretty much still the same: Your relationship with red wine is stronger and more passionate than ever. You never get bored together: you watch interesting movies and documentaries, discuss philosophical issues, take bubble baths, or clean the house on Saturday morning.
5. Leo
In 2021, you focus all your love on the one person who’s really worth it: yourself. You buy yourself little treats, take yourself on a nice vacation, and even surprise yourself with a brand new car on your birthday. You spoil yourself with jewelry, perfumes, and expensive shoes. We’re so jealous!
6. Virgo
In 2021, someone falls desperately in love with you. They watch you sleep, spend all their time waiting for you to come home, and all they want is to be with you. You and your new puppy will have a great 2021 together.
7. Libra
In 2021, your love life takes a surprising turn. Someone asks you to marry them and you say YES. You get a nice ring with a huge diamond, and you have a pretty wedding with white doves, food, and cake. And the best part is you get a ton of lovely gifts!
8. Scorpio
In 2021, someone falls desperately in love with you. This would normally sound nice, but it really complicates your life because your family is 100% against this relationship. Especially your spouse and kids.
9. Sagittarius
In 2021, you go through a rough break-up that changes your life forever: Your doctor forces you to quit drinking coffee, which seriously affects your energy, joy, and will to wake up every morning. The good news is you’ll start a new relationship with Irish cream whisky, which will make your mornings even funnier.
10. Capricorn
In 2021, the love you share with your partner grows so big that it no longer fits within just two hearts. Therefore, you get another cat, even though your entire family believes that 14 are more than enough.
11. Aquarius
In 2021, everyone envies you for your amazing love life. Your spouse spoils you with presents, kisses, flowers, and they even do the dishes every day, out of love. They clean all the house because they love you so much, and all you need to do in return is sit back and relax.
12. Pisces
In 2021, you find the love of your life. You have an incredible connection, they really listen, you get along perfectly, and you laugh together all the time. You have the relationship you’ve always dreamed of! Too bad no one else can see them because they’re imaginary.
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