Check out these 17 hilarious pro tips. Some will help you in life, some will be good for your marriage, and others are completely useless.
1. A funny life hack on how to deal with nosy neighbors:
You need a turkey leg, a sneaker, and a doggo: Stick the bone inside the sneaker and give it to your dog to patrol the yard.
2. This is genuine marriage advice:
Seriously, if your wife says “do what you want”, under no circumstances do you do that. Do not take it as a challenge. She does NOT mean it.
3. A funny life tip on beer. Because you can never enough beer.
You may need one beer, but once you’ve had that beer, you become a different person. And that person may also need one beer. This is why you should always buy more than you need.
4. This security tip is funny, but it might actually work:
Plant prickly pear cactus outside your daughter’s bedroom window. No one will get in or out through that window. Ever.
5. This is a very good way to keep your hands off your face.
We’ve realized just now how often we touched our face without even knowing it. This trick will help you stay safe because it’s impossible to touch your face if you keep a glass of wine in each hand.
6. Here’s a fun tip for natural disasters.
You never know when a catastrophe may hit, so carry food in your pockets always. And it must be something a dog might like, but also something you can enjoy. Because it would be a pity to just throw it away at the end of the day if nothing happens. I’m thinking: hot dogs, bacon, stuff like that.
7. Here’s a fun tip on drunk shopping.
Never buy a dog when you’re drunk. In fact, never buy anything when you’re drunk.
8. Here’s another funny marriage tip for husbands.
If I were you, I’d just do it the way she says. There might be a very small chance she’s wrong. I bet you want to live through that at least once in your life.
9. Here’s the key to happiness:
There are two items in your house that can ruin your day. Do you want your day to go well? Do you want to be happy? Get rid of them.
10. A funny diet tip. The cake diet.
Finally, a diet I can stick to!
11. Here’s a funny tip on how to deal with the people you don’t like.
Just save their business cards and use them whenever you need to.
12. A tip on how to enjoy a good wine:
It’s crucial your wine breathes. If you notice your wine doesn’t breathe give it mouth-to-mouth.
13. Here’s a funny cleaning hack:
Never wear headphones while vacuuming. I finished the whole house and realized the vacuum wasn’t even plugged in.
14. Here are five important tips for women.
Truth be told, the last one is the most important.
15. Always remember this life hack.
Trust me on this one.
16. You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands.
Men often complain about not being able to understand women. I hope this helps.
17. Here’s a funny lifehack on Zoom meetings.
Let’s be honest, we all hate Zoom meetings and everyone’s trying to get out of them. This is one way to do it.