How to avoid cracked lips + 9 more very useful pieces of advice. Check out these funny winter tips and share the list with your friend!
If you were expecting a “what to wear so you don’t freeze this winter” guide, I’m sorry. I mean, I’ll tell you what to wear: put on your pajamas and don’t take them off until it’s spring again. Like bears do.
I don’t really like winter, and where I live, we are #blessed with snow, low temperature, and everything else that comes with this #amazing season.
The hashtags are sarcastic, as I hate all of this, and I can’t wait for it to be over. Lucky for me, this winter, I get to enjoy it from the warmth of my cozy home. Like a bear, I’m not planning to come out until it’s spring again.
Anyway, for all of you who aren’t used to the cold weather, here are ten winter tips. I hope they help. Stay warm, stay safe, stay inside!
1. I hope this funny winter tip will help you during these cold times. To avoid dry cracked lips this winter, take half a lemon, salt, a bottle of tequila, make a couple of margaritas, and don't go out.
![Funny winter tip: To avoid dry cracked lips this winter, take half a lemon, salt, a bottle of tequila, make a couple of margaritas, and don't go out.](https://bouncymustard.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/1-funny-winter-tips.jpg)
2. You might think this is common sense, but not everyone knows this! Never eat the yellow snow, folks!
![Funny winter tip: Don't eat the yellow snow](https://bouncymustard.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/2-funny-winter-tips.jpg)
3. You might not know this if you're not used with cold winters. As cold weather sets in, animals are attracted to the warmth of your vehicle. Always check your car before driving!
![Funny winter tip: Always check your car before driving. As cold weather sets in, animals are attracted to the warmth of your vehicle.](https://bouncymustard.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/3-funny-winter-tips.jpg)
4. I don't have the time to explain WHY, but you must always remember this funny winter tip.
![Funny winter tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.](https://bouncymustard.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/4-funny-winter-tips.jpg)
5. I always carry bacon in my pockets, so if I fall and get lost in the snow, the search dogs can find me. Or at least, that's what I tell people.
![Funny winter tip: Always carry bacon in your pockets, so if you fall and get lost in the snow, the search dogs can find you.](https://bouncymustard.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/5-funny-winter-tips.jpg)
6. In order to stay safe and warm this winter, I advising you to stay home until it's all over.
![Funny winter tip: You won't injure yourself skiing if you stay in and don't go skiing.](https://bouncymustard.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/6-funny-winter-tips.jpg)
7. I'm so jealous of those of you living in warm places. I know some people watch winter movies and think it's magical. It's not. It's cold and wet.
![Funny winter tip: The best way to enjoy winter is by watching it on TV from somewhere warm.](https://bouncymustard.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/7-funny-winter-tips.jpg)
8. Here's another fun winter tip. Feeling old? You can check if you're right by slipping on ice.
![Funny winter tip: You can check if you're old by slipping on ice: If you slip on ice and people laugh, you're young. If they run toward you to check if you're OK, you're old.](https://bouncymustard.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/8-funny-winter-tips.jpg)
9. Yes. And the appropriate clothing looks a lot like this:
![Funny winter meme: There's no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing.](https://bouncymustard.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/9-funny-winter-tips.jpg)
10. This funny winter tip is very useful: If you rarely drive on snow, just pretend you're taking your grandma to church.
![Funny winter meme: If you rarely drive on snow, just pretend you're taking your grandma to church. There's a platter of biscuits and 2 gallons of sweet tea in glass jars in the back seat. She's wearing a new dress and holding a crockpot full of gravy.](https://bouncymustard.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/10-funny-winter-tips.jpg)
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