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30 Funny Weight Loss Memes That Perfectly Describe How My Diet’s Going

These hilarious weight loss memes are so funny they made me hungry. Check them out and share the fun!

This year has been rough on so many levels. I was planning to lose some weight and get in shape, but then the lockdown came and the only shape I got in was round. Which still counts, I guess. It was rough.

Every time I tried to start a diet, things happened. Found a cheesecake in the fridge. Found chocolate at the store. Got bored, so I cooked, baked, and ate a lot of goodies. Regrets? I wish I could tell you yes. But no. Loved every single calory and wouldn’t change a thing.

Sure, I could have worked out a little. Everyone said we should exercise every morning, eat healthily, and all that. I’m aware. But I am so lazy. After years of waking too up early in the morning, working hard all day, and coming home exhausted just to cook and clean, I finally had time to not do all that. And I loved it.

So, yes, sure I’ve put on a little weight and my clothes no longer fit, but I regret nothing. Not working out was very relaxing, and eating was delicious. What does my husband think, you ask? If he complains, I’ll eat him, too! But enough me. Check out these funny weight loss memes:

1. Follow me for more healthy recipes!

Funny weight loss diet meme: I'm trying to eat healthy, so today I had a salad with bacon bits.

2. How do you install this skill on Alexa, does anyone know?

Funny weight loss diet meme: Alexa, delete my belly.

3. I was 100% right.

Funny weight loss diet meme: never thought I'd be the kind of person who'd wake up early in the morning to exercise. And I was right.

4. Never again!

Funny weight loss diet meme: When you cut sugar and carbs from your diet.

5. I guess this happens to everyone, right?

Funny weight loss diet meme: I woke up to drink some water in the middle of the night and I accidentally ate a whole pizza and a cheesecake.

6. The best GYM in town, I go there once a week!

Funny weight loss diet meme: gym, mc donalds

7. This funny weight loss meme perfectly describes how my diet's going:

Funny weight loss diet meme: Losing weight doesn't seem to be working, so I'm just gonna focus on getting taller.

8. What to wear?

Funny weight loss diet meme: Me, looking at my closet full of clothes that no longer fit.

9. This won't be easy, but for the sake of this diet, I'll do it!

Funny weight loss diet meme: I'm starting my diet tomorrow, so I have to get rid of all the unhealthy food in my house. Wish me luck! I have to eat all the chocolate, snacks and ice cream by tonight!

10. Just in case you were wondering why we're always cranky.

Funny weight loss diet meme: A girl only wants two things: 1. lose weight; 2. eat.

11. Burning calories fast? No problem!

Funny weight loss diet meme: how to burn 800 calories in just 30 minutes.

12. This is exactly what I meant:

Funny weight loss diet meme: what I mean when I say I'll go to the gym with you.

13. I don't know the person who left this scale at the cookies section, but I bet we could be best friends.

Funny weight loss diet meme: weight scale sweets section at the supermarket.

14. I was wondering the exact same thing:

Funny weight loss diet meme: How am I supposed to lose weight when the best part about life is food.

15. That would be awful!

Funny weight loss diet meme: Some stores are taking our temperature at the entrance. That's Ok. I'm just grateful they're not weighing us.

16. I'm going to say YES.

Funny weight loss diet meme: If a cookie falls on the floor and you pick it up... that's a squat, right?

17. All I need is some peace of mind and a beautiful view.

Funny weight loss diet meme: I wish I had this cow's peace of mind. I already have its body.

18. I really need to live healthier:

Funny weight loss diet meme: raccoon eats peanut butter - I really need to live healthier. Me at 2 am:

19. Awesome life hack: how to keep all the cookies to yourself.

Funny weight loss diet meme: How to keep all the cookies to yourself:

20. Don't ever nominate me again!

've been nominated to do a 25 push-ups for 25 days challenge. I've already started by blocking the asshole who nominated me.

21. Who does that?

Funny weight loss diet meme: OMG, I saw a real idiot at the gym today. He put his water in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

22. Morning rum, obviously!

Funny weight loss diet meme: I'm ready for my morning run! Sorry, I meant rum. I'm ready for my morning rum.

23. Eating salads and walking doesn't work, it's a proven fact.

Funny weight loss diet meme: If hippopotamuses have taught us anything, it's that we can't lose weight by eating salads and walking.

24. This only helped me reach the top shelf better.

Funny weight loss diet meme: how to stick to your diet.

25. The only thing you need to know about cooking kale.

Funny weight loss diet meme: pro cooking tip: if you stir coconut oil into your kale, it makes it easier to scrape it into the trash.

26. My favorite salad recipe:

Funny weight loss diet meme: I had a salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just a big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. Fine, it was pizza. I had a pizza.

27. Touch my cake and I'll cut you!

Funny weight loss diet meme: When someone asks me how my diet is going.

28. No need to panic!

Funny weight loss diet meme: I thought I had rona because I couldn't breathe. Then I unbuttoned my pants and it was all good.

29. Salads are funny, lol.

Funny weight loss diet meme: when your salad keeps making jokes.

30. Now I totally get it. See the guy in the painting? He's getting ready to go to the store and buy more cookies for his wife.

Funny weight loss diet meme: Now that I've lived through an actual plague, I totally understand why Italian Renaissance paintings are full of naked chubby people laying on couches.

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