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25 Funny NO SOLICITING Signs That Will Surely Keep Solicitors Away

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Not only will these signs keep solicitors away, but they’ll make them leave laughing. Check out these hilarious ‘no soliciting’ signs and share the fun with your friends!

It’s been years since I’ve had solicitors knocking at my door. The last ones were some nice ladies from Jehova’s Witnesses who, when I politely refused to invite them in, asked me: “Don’t you want to go to Heaven?!” I said: “Yeah, but not quite yet…” However, this was a decade ago, and the practice is no longer popular where I live. We have online ads now, so no one bothers to visit you at home anymore, LOL. If this is still a thing where you live, you should get a funny ‘no soliciting’ sign. Check out the hilarious ideas in this gallery and share the fun with your friends!

1. This NO SOLICITING sign is hilarious!

funny no soliciting door sign idea

2. This should cover everything...

funny no soliciting door sign idea

3. Such a polite way to say 'Get lost!'

funny no soliciting door sign idea

4. You can only ring the doorbell for these three equally important reasons:

funny no soliciting door sign idea

5. Now these are two good reasons to ring the doorbell.

funny no soliciting door sign idea

6. When the baby is sleeping and you really don't need anyone knocking.

funny no soliciting door sign idea

7. Carlos the burrito guy can do whatever he wants.

funny no soliciting door sign idea

8. I love this!

funny no soliciting door sign idea

9. Only knock on this door if you have Thin Mints.

funny no soliciting door sign idea

10. If this won't keep them away, I don't know what will.

funny no soliciting door sign idea

11. This should scare solicitors away!

funny no soliciting door sign idea

12. Whoa, ok, calm down...

funny no soliciting door sign idea

13. You don't want things to get to weird...

funny no soliciting door sign idea

14. This 'No Soliciting' sign is hilarious!

funny no soliciting door sign idea

15. So funny!

funny no soliciting door sign idea

16. It really is.

funny no soliciting door sign idea

17. Oh, wow.

funny no soliciting door sign idea

18. LOL!

funny no soliciting door sign idea

19. There's a short list with people who can ring the bell.

funny no soliciting door sign idea

20. Have a blessed day... somewhere else.

funny no soliciting door sign idea

21. This is a brilliant idea!

funny no soliciting door sign idea

22. I wonder if they dare to ring this guy's doorbell...

funny no soliciting door sign idea

23. So clever!

funny no soliciting door sign idea

24. A pretty clear message!

funny no soliciting door sign idea

25. I love this!

funny no soliciting door sign idea

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