We’ll call this our little guide to being old. It’s mostly photos because if you read too much, you’ll fall asleep in your chair again. Check it out and share it with anyone who could use a reason to smile today!
1. Welcome to old age. It now takes at least two tries to get up from the sofa.
2. Your knees can now predict rain.
3. People can tell your age just by watching you get out of a car.
4. You're old enough to do anything you want, but you're too tired to actually do it.
5. And while the age doesn't really bother you, the side effects are killing you!
6. Your body hurting every morning is a good sign!
7. You're tired, but when you go to sleep, this happens:
8. You still go out all the time! Sort of...
9. And no worries! You're still wild!
10. This happens more and more often...
11. You forget things all the time...
12. All the compliments you receive nowadays end with "for your age".
13. You get injured... easily.
14. You no longer care about what people think anymore.
15. Barely doing anything all day is exhausting.
16. You need your special pills for you special powers.
17. And 'Happy Hour' has a whole new meaning:
18. You wake up hangover every morning, but without the partying the night before.
19. Using the wrong pillow is very dangerous nowadays...
20. But the good news is you still get excited about things!
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