The funny Christmas Zodiac is here! Let’s see what you wrote Santa!
Santa got everyone’s letter and has revealed what each zodiac sign has asked for! Wow, we were simply shocked! Here’s your letter to Santa, according to the Funny Zodiac.
I’ve been good this year and I have evidence to prove it (Feel free to check my Facebook posts). Therefore, unless you want me to file a complaint, I’ll be expecting that unicorn under my Christmas tree. Don’t make me speak to your manager!
If you’ll drop by on Christmas Eve, throw a quick load in the washer, dust a little, vacuum the carpets, and if you’re gonna eat the cookies, make sure you wash your plate.
It’s hard to ask for something, considering I already have everything. So, how about a Ferrari? I don’t have one of those.
All I want is to be able to eat as much as I want without getting fat. Thanks, old man!
You know what? You only work one day in the whole year and spend the rest of it criticizing us? You judgmental, fat bastard! Guess what! I’ve been naughty, and it was worth it!
I’ve been good all year. OK, most of the time. Fine, just some times. Forget it. I’ll just buy my own gifts.
I’ll pay good money for the list of naughty people. I know I’m on it, but I want to see who else is there, so I can expand my group of friends.
All I want is a thin body and a fat bank account. And please don’t mix them up like you did last year.
I have Rudolf. If you want to see him alive again, don’t do anything stupid. Just bring me one million dollars and a sexy body. No police involved, or the deer dies.
Just bring wine. (A LOT OF IT). I’ll be waiting.
Considering I stayed home this whole year, I was more than good. I was the best. And after the year I’ve had, I deserve to receive anything I want. One million dollars should do it.
I’m not sure how much you know, but I’ve been good… for the last week or so. Let’s just focus on that. All I want is a self-cleaning house and wine. A lot of wine.