15 Funny Christmas Quotes You’ll Love

You know you're getting old, when Santa starts getting younger

These funny Christmas quotes are so beautiful and hilarious, you must check them out!

If you were wondering what to write in your holidays’ cards this year, check out these funny Christmas quotes! They are so great, we could even put them on T-shirts. They’ve put a smile on my face, and I can only hope they’ll have the same effect on you!

Enjoy these beautiful, positive, and funny Christmas quotes, and make sure you share them with all your friends! Let’s spread some joy, it’s Christmas!

1. This Christmas quote is very accurate...

You know you're getting old, when Santa starts getting younger

2. The truth about fruitcake:

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other

3. This Christmas quote is hilarious!

My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we’re having a change. We’re going to let her in.

4. This is the funniest of these Christmas quotes! My favorite!

Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included.

5. Magical, indeed! True story!

Christmas is a magical time of year… I just watched all my money magically disappear.

6. So true, they are!

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.

7. This is so funny, but please don't!

Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money

8. How to mess with your kids:

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, ‘toys not included.'

9. Wow, that must have been something!

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.

10. LMAO, this is so funny! I never exchange the presents, though. I'm too lazy.

I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.

11. The third one is the most important!

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.

12. So funny!

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

13. As a married woman, I can confirm. This is the last thing we want.

The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.

14. Close, very close! So funny!

Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas. You know, the birth of Santa?

15. Right!

There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?

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