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30 Hilarious Vet Clinic Signs That Will Make Your Day

These funny vet hospital signs will put a smile on your beautiful face. Check them out, enjoy a good laugh, and share them with everyone who could use a reason to smile today.

If our pets could read these funny vet clinic signs, I bet they’d be a lot happier about going to the doctor. These vet hospital jokes are so hilarious, they really made my day.

I think we’ve all had enough bad news and politics today, so I’m inviting you to check out some good vet humor for a change. Take a look at these 30 funny signs, enjoy a good laugh, and share this hilarious gallery with everyone who could use a reason to smile today.

1. Oh, you know this is true.

Funny Vet Sign Veterinary Clinic Humor Animal Hospital Joke IF CATS COULD TEXT YOU BACK THEY WOULDN'T

2. Yup. This vet clinic sign is accurate.

Funny Vet Sign Veterinary Clinic Humor Animal Hospital Joke DOGS HAVE OWNERS. CATS HAVE STAFF

3. No one took the dinosaurs to the vet, and look what happened.

4. This is so funny!

Funny Vet Sign Veterinary Clinic Humor Animal Hospital Joke WHAT DO YOU CALL A DOG MAGICIAN A LABRACADABRADOR

5. Yeah... true story!

Funny Vet Sign Veterinary Clinic Humor Animal Hospital Joke IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE ENDS UP IN A CONE

6. All to ignore you!

Funny Vet Sign Veterinary Clinic Humor Animal Hospital Joke CATS HAVE 32 MUSCLES IN EACH EAR. ALL TO HELP THEM IGORE YOU.

7. I'm against animal testing, too! Animals suck at tests!

Funny Vet Sign Veterinary Clinic Humor Animal Hospital Joke AGAINST ANIMAL TESTING. THEY GET NERVOUS & GET ALL THE ANSWERS WRONG

8. This funny animal hospital sign says everything you should know about cats:

Funny Vet Sign Veterinary Clinic Humor Animal Hospital Joke A CAT IS ALWAYS ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE DOOR

9. Pets are just alarms with paws.

Funny Vet Sign Veterinary Clinic Humor Animal Hospital Joke MY ALARM DOESN'T HAVE A SNOOZE BUTTON. IT HAS PAWS.

10. The only balls your dog needs:

Funny Vet Sign Veterinary Clinic Humor Animal Hospital Joke THE ONLY BALLS YOUR DOG NEEDS ARE THE ONES HE FETCHES

11. Aww, too bad it's just for pets. I could've used a belly rub.

Funny Vet Sign Veterinary Clinic Humor Animal Hospital Joke FREE BELLY RUBS WITH EXAM! SORRY, PETS ONLY

12. I bet you did! I'm such a big fan of Kitty Purry!

Funny Vet Sign Veterinary Clinic Humor Animal Hospital Joke I KISSED A PUG AND I LIKED IT - KITTY PURRY

13. It's serious, people!

Funny Vet Sign Veterinary Clinic Humor Animal Hospital Joke IF YOU DON'T TALK TO YOUR CAT ABOUT CATNIP, WHO WILL?

14. Seriously, I'd love to see all your kitties!

Funny Vet Sign Veterinary Clinic Humor Animal Hospital Joke SHOW ME YOUR KITTIES

15. I think all dog owners can agree with this funny vet clinic sign.

Funny Vet Sign Veterinary Clinic Humor Animal Hospital Joke ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHAMPOO TASTES LIKE NEVER WASHED A DOG

16. Poor dalmatians, they can't hide...

Funny Vet Sign Veterinary Clinic Humor Animal Hospital Joke WHY CAN'T DALMATIANS HIDE? THEY'RE ALWAYS SPOTTED!

17. Handle holiday stress like a dog would:

Funny Vet Sign Veterinary Clinic Humor Animal Hospital Joke HANDLE HOLIDAY STRESS LIKE A DOG. IF YOU CAN'T EAT OR PLAY WITH IT, THEN PEE ON IT AND WALK AWAY.

18. This veterinary clinic sign is hilarious:

Funny Vet Sign Veterinary Clinic Humor Animal Hospital Joke THE S5 SECOND RULE DOES NOT APPLY WHEN YOU HAVE A 2 SECOND DOG

19. Ha! Love the joke on this sign!

Funny Vet Sign Veterinary Clinic Humor Animal Hospital Joke WE SHI TZU NOT WE HAVE APPOINTMENTS 7 DAYS A WEEK

20. Hilarious! Charged with battery, LOL

Funny Vet Sign Veterinary Clinic Humor Animal Hospital Joke

21. The jungle is full of cheetas!

Funny Vet Sign Veterinary Clinic Humor Animal Hospital Joke WHY DON'T CATS PLAY POKER IN THE JUNGLE? TOO MANY CHEETAS

22. Haha! This is funny!

Funny Vet Sign Veterinary Clinic Humor Animal Hospital Joke IF IT'S RAINING CATS AND DOGS DON'T STEP ON A POODLE

23. Anty bodies, LOL

Funny Vet Sign Veterinary Clinic Humor Animal Hospital Joke WHY ARE ANTEATERS NEVER SICK THEY'RE FULL OF ANTYBODIES

24. Of course it's purrrrple!

Funny Vet Sign Veterinary Clinic Humor Animal Hospital Joke WHAT IS A CAT'S FAVORITE COLOR? PURRRRPLE

25. I don't think this puppy can read.

Funny Vet Sign Veterinary Clinic Humor Animal Hospital Joke

26. A very 'punny' sign!

Funny Vet Sign Veterinary Clinic Humor Animal Hospital Joke NOT FELINE WELL? MAYBE YOU NEED TO CALL A PURRAMEDIC

27. Who knew vets were so funny?

Funny Vet Sign Veterinary Clinic Humor Animal Hospital Joke LIVE LONG AND PAWSPER

28. This some great vet humor, lol!

Funny Vet Sign Veterinary Clinic Humor Animal Hospital Joke WHY DID THE SNOWMAN NAME HIS DOG FROST? BECAUSE FROST BITES!

29. A cowculator, of course.

Funny Vet Sign Veterinary Clinic Humor Animal Hospital Joke HOW DO COWS DO MATH? THEY USE A COWCULATOR.

30. Yikes!

Funny Vet Sign Veterinary Clinic Humor Animal Hospital Joke

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