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20 Funny Ways To Say Happy Mother’s Day

Happy Mother's Day Quotes

These funny Mother’s Day quotes and messages are a fun way to tell our beloved Moms that we love them!

For those of you who still don’t know what to write in their Mother’s Day cards, here are 20 funny quotes and messages that will hopefully put a smile on your Mom’s face. Dear Mothers, know that we love you, cherish you, and wish to see you smile every day. You are superheroes!

1. Nothing says "Happy Mother's Day" like an apology for ages 13-21.

funny mother's day quotes and messages HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY, MOM! (AND WHILE I HAVE YOU, QUICK APOLOGIES FOR AGES 13-21.)

2. Happy Mother's Day!

funny mother's day quotes and messages MOM: I LOVE YOU AND YOUR SUPER LONG VOICEMAILS.

3. This is the best definition for 'Mother'

funny mother's day quotes and messages Mother (n). One person who does the work of twenty. For free. See also: Saint, Wonder Woman.

4. In my case, brother.

funny mother's day quotes and messages Mom, thanks for not telling my sisters that I'm your favorite child!

5. This Mother's Day message is hilarious!

funny mother's day quotes and messages HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO SOMEONE WHO DID A GREAT JOB RAISING HER CHILDREN AND HER HUSBAND.

6. For the first Mother's Day...

funny mother's day quotes and messages I couldn't afford a present for my Mother, so I made her some stretch marks.

7. Absolutely!

funny mother's day quotes and messages Don't forget to pick up a bottle of wine for your Mom on Mother's Day. After all, you're one of the reasons she drinks.

8. A mother is someone you can call at any time.

funny mother's day quotes and messages A MOTHER IS A PERSON YOU CAN ALWAYS CALL TO SEE HOW LONG CHICKEN LASTS IN THE FRIDGE.

9. We really need them!

funny mother's day quotes and messages Happy Mother's Day to someone who deserves a much better Mother's Day than I'm capable of pulling off without her help.

10. Happy Mother's Day to all Moms whose friend requests are still pending.

funny mother's day quotes and messages MOM, I LOVE YOU, EVEN THOUGH I’LL NEVER ACCEPT YOUR FRIEND REQUEST.

11. Thank you for spoiling me, Mom!

funny mother's day quotes and messages Happy Mother's Day to someone who spoils me, then complains about how spoiled I am.

12. Happy Mother's Day!

funny mother's day quotes and messages Happy Mother's Day to someone who carried me for 9 months physically and 29 years financially.

13. The perfect Mother's Day
gift is this:

funny mother's day quotes and messages You were right! There, I said it. Happy Mother's Day!

14. Thanks, Mom!

funny mother's day quotes and messages DEAR MOM, THANK YOU FOR KEEPING ALL THE BAD STUFF I DID FROM DAD.

15. This Mother's Day quote is so beautiful and accurate!

funny mother's day quotes and messages Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother.

16. This is our reward!

funny mother's day quotes and messages For enduring the blood-curdling torture of my adolescent years, I promise to always keep your electronics functional.

17. They are always right!

funny mother's day quotes and messages Mothers! Even when they're wrong... they're right!

18. Happy Mother's Day!

funny mother's day quotes and messages May the only person pressing your buttons this Mother's Day be a trained masseuse.

19. I hope you have the best day!

funny mother's day quotes and messages May your Mother's Day celebration be more expensive, luxurious, and over-the-top than that of your friends!

20. We love you, moms!

funny mother's day quotes and messages Happy Mother's Day. May your bottle of wine be bottomless.

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