The funny horoscope is here! Let’s see which of these cats you are, based on your zodiac sign!
1. Aries
You’re the funny cat! You always make silly faces, goof around, and make your loved ones laugh. Everyone has so much fun around you because you’re so hilarious.
2. Taurus
You’re the boss. We’re not saying you’re scary, but let’s just say you don’t need a guard dog because you’re a badass. No one messes with you, because you’re smart, strong, imposing, and a real-life ninja.
3. Gemini
You’re always surprising. No one ever gets bored around you because you’re always full of surprises: one second you demand belly rubs, and the other you get all scratchy and bitey. You’re the most interesting being in the world, always spontaneous, friendly, and fun.
4. Cancer
You’re the family kind. You’re loving, always sweet, and you wake up everyone with a kiss, every morning. You’re great with the kids, even when they pull your tail, or bite your ears. You love cuddles, cookies, and getting comfy with your loved ones on the couch.
5. Leo
You’re the fabulous ruler of your home. Actually, it is not a home, but your kingdom and the people living with you are your servants. Although, sometimes, they seem to forget that. You have a strong personality, you are charming, brave, and a born leader.
6. Virgo
You’re just perfect. The picture might suggest that you’re grumpy, but you’re just annoyed because people are dumb. You’re brilliant, clever, and intuitive, which makes it very hard for you to be around stupid. You’d rather read a good book and learn something new, than waste your precious time around idiots.
7. Libra
You’re a good cat. You’re diplomatic, calm, and non-confrontational. When someone annoys you, instead of loud meowing, biting, and scratching, you just find a cozy spot and wait (wish) for them to die. You’re tactful, fair, and a diplomat. Everyone respects and looks up to you.
8. Scorpio
You’re the party cat! You’re super fun, outgoing, and social. You are friendly and nice, but more than anything, you are loyal. You’re sweet and cuddly, but when someone messes with your family, you turn into a tiger and eat their face. You are the best friend anyone can have.
9. Sagittarius
You are the cool cat. You’re chill, friendly, and sweet. Everyone likes you! Others are jealous of how awesome you are. You are very smart, honest, and fair-minded. No wonder you’re so popular!
10. Capricorn
You are the sophisticated cat. You have exceptional taste, so you won’t just eat and drink whatever they give you. You have too much self-respect! You are ambitious, brave, and you’ll do anything to make your dreams come true.
11. Aquarius
You are the nice cat. You always come when someone goes ‘pss pss’ because you’re nice and kind. You’re a good, loyal, and sweet friend. Everyone loves you, cutie!
12. Pisces
You’re sweet. Your heart is full of love, you like to cuddle, and you give the sweetest kisses. You bring joy and happiness into the lives of all who know you. You are the sweetest!
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