The Funny Horoscope Is Here: What Do Your Grandkids Love Most About You, Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

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The Funny Zodiac is here! Let’s see what makes you the perfect Grandma or Grandpa.

1. Aries: You are their partner in crime.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

You are their confident, best friend, and partner in crime! You have the best time when you’re together and everyone knows: what happens at Grandma’s stays at Grandma’s.

2. Taurus: You taught them everything they know.

Grandma once said, "Sometimes you have to hug the people you don't like so you know how big to dig the hole in your backyard."

The most valuable thing you can give your grandkids is your wisdom because you know lots of things! You know the perfect recipe for pancakes, the macarena dance, or how deep to bury things so dogs don’t dig them up. And that’s stuff you can’t learn on the Internet.

3. Gemini: Your time together is always an adventure.

If we get in trouble it's my Grandma's fault because I listened to her.

Every day you spend with your grandchildren is an awesome adventure. Whether it’s exploring the outdoors or going on a special quest to buy the best candy at the store, you never get bored when you’re together.

4. Cancer: You always have cookies in your pocket.

If Mom says No ask Grandma. If Grandma says No... Who are we kidding, Grandma never says No.

The grandkids know they can always count on you having delicious cookies in your pocket. They don’t know you’re hiding them there for when you’re hungry, but it’s ok. You don’t mind sharing.

5. Leo: You make the best play buddy.

The kids no longer want to play hide and seek with grandma because she always wins.

The grandkids love playing with you! It would be great if you could let them win sometimes, though. 

6. Virgo: You make sure they're never hungry.

When grandma finds out that you didn't have any breakfast

You make the best food in the world, and that’s because you always add your special ingredients: love, wine, and lots of garlic.

7. Libra: You're always on their side.

Whatever happens, your grandkids know you’ve got their back. They can always count on you to rescue them when someone messes with them… like their parents or teachers. 

8. Scorpio: You are always fun!

99% of a child's awesomeness comes from their grandmother. Just sayin'.

Every day is party day when your grandkids are with you. Costume parties, confetti, dancing, or singing are ordinary at your house. And building a fort? That’s just something you do after eating cake for breakfast!

9. Sagittarius: You only have one rule - there are no rules!

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Here are the only rules you have: the kitchen is open 24 hours, dessert comes first, and bedtime is negotiable. 

10. Capricorn: You let them have chocolate for breakfast.

When grandma gives you just a little snack before you go home.

At your place, there are no crazy rules. Dessert can come first, cookies are a healthy snack, and no one even mentions broccoli, kale, or Brussel sprouts. Yuck.

11. Aquarius: You give the best hugs.

I googled my symptoms... Turns out I just needed to hug my grandkids.

Your hugs are so nice, they must be made of rainbows, magic, and unicorn smiles. Actually, it’s just love, but we’ll let that be our little secret.

12. Pisces: You make the best gifts.

Thanks for the ipad grandma!

Whatever those kids wish for, you make it happen! You’d do anything to make their dreams come true, and it isn’t called ‘spoiling’, but grandparenting. Look it up, it’s in the dictionary.

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