25 Famous Betty White Quotes We Will Always Remember

Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you're ugly. Betty White Funny Quote

These Betty White quotes are both brilliant and funny… just like her.

This year, I hosted the New Year’s Eve small gathering at my place, which meant cleaning, cooking, and decorating all day. I can’t even remember what time it was when one of my friends announced Betty White had died earlier that day. What?! She was only a couple of weeks away from turning 100 years old. But as one of my dear guests said, she had lived an incredibly rich life, and maybe it was time for her to go. 

She was brilliant, funny, and such a kind person. She did a lot of good, and she gave us so many laughs. I am sorry she’s gone because we will miss her. But I know she is getting ready to celebrate her 100th birthday with her beloved husband and good friends. And I also know that people like Betty White will stay with us forever, through their generous gestures, and everlasting talent. 

Betty White was a great gift to our world and I am grateful to have shared this Planet with her, even if it was just for a little while. So, Happy Birthday in Heaven, Betty White! We will keep you in our hearts, forever!

1. Betty White's funny quote on aging:

betty white quote "There is even a funny side to aging, if one has a warped sense of humor. If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble."

2. A brilliant Betty White quote about animals.

betty white quote "Animals don't lie. Animals don't criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do."

3. Betty White was an optimist, as she said it herself:

betty white quote "I'm a big cockeyed optimist. I try to accentuate the positive as opposed to the negative"

4. Betty White's secret on staying in shape.

betty white quote "I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I'm up and down those stairs all the time. That's my exercise."

5. A funny Betty White quote describing herself:

betty white quote "I'm a teenager trapped in an old body."

6. I fully agree with this brilliant Betty White quote:

betty white quote "A lot of people think this is a goodie two-shoes talking. But we do have a tendency to complain rather than celebrating who we are. I learned at my mother's knee it's better to appreciate what's happening... I think we kind of talk ourselves into the negative sometimes."

7. Betty White was a brilliant woman who really loved animals.

betty white quote "You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal."

8. A hilarious Betty White quote about keeping in touch with friends.

betty white quote "People have told me 'Betty, Facebook is a great way to keep in touch with old friends...' .. At my age, if I wanted to keep in touch with old friends, I'd need a Ouija board."

9. A famous Betty White quote I love:

betty white quote "I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It's that simple."

10. A brilliant Betty White quote about passion:

betty white quote “Everybody needs a passion. That’s what keeps life interesting. If you live without passion, you can go through life without leaving any footprints.”

11. This Betty White quote is hysterical!

betty white quote "My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana."

12. Betty White was such a good person!

betty white quote "I really don't care with whom you sleep. I just care what kind of a decent human being you are."

13. She was so funny!

betty white quote "I have the backbone of an eel."

14. An iconic Betty White quote about being a senior.

betty white quote "I may be a senior, but so what? I’m still hot."

15. This is my favorite Betty White quote ever!

betty white quote "Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you're ugly."

16. Always see the funny side!

betty white quote "I know it sounds corny, but I try to see the funny side and the upside, not the downside. I get bored with people who complain about this or that. It’s such a waste of time."

17. This Betty White quote about liking older men is hysterical!

betty white quote "I've always liked older men. They're just more attractive to me. Of course, at my age there aren't that many left."

18. I agree!

betty white quote "You're never too old for anything!"

19. She was such a funny woman!

betty white quote "My only claim to fame is that I’m the only woman in the world who hasn’t slept with Tiger Woods."

20. Betty White's secret to making it 99 years old.

betty white quote "Don't try to be young. Just open your mind. Stay interested in stuff. There are so many things I won't live long enough to find out about, but I'm still curious about them."

21. This Betty White quote about butterflies and women is brilliant. So inspiring!

betty white quote "Butterflies are like women — we may look pretty and delicate, but we can fly through a hurricane."

22. Humor is important!

betty white quote don't take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver."

23. Betty White loved animals so much!

betty white quote "I love children, the only problem with children: they grow up to be people, and I just like animals better than people. It's that simple."

24. I wish I can say the same at the end of my life.

betty white quote “I have no regrets at all. None. I consider myself to be the luckiest old broad on two feet.”

25. So funny!

betty white quote “Why do people say, ‘Grow some balls’? Balls are weak and sensitive.If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina. Those things really take a pounding!”

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