I laughed out loud when I read these hilarious school notes, and I bet the parents who got them were amused, too. Check them out, enjoy a good laugh, and share the fun with your friends!
Kids are so funny! These children got in trouble at school, so naturally, their teachers sent some notes to inform the parents. Some of them are so hilarious, they could be framed. This gallery made my day, check it out and share the laughs with someone who could use a reason to smile today!
1. I really really want to know what was in the backpack
“Spit his milk everywhere at lunch like an elephant sprays.”
3. This girl complimented her classmates.
“Please remind Tori to not tell her classmates “they are sexy.” LOL!!”
4. I agree with Madison!
“Madison refused to complete her classwork in school today, telling me she is, and I quote: “too pretty to work.” I will leave that conversation up to you to have with her. Thanks!”
5. Charlotte had a full day:
“Charlotte was very challenging today. She constantly said “no” to her teacher and even hit Ms. Taylor when she was told to put away her paintbrush. We also had a problem today with Charlotte throwing dirt and trying to put it down her pants. We’re hoping for a better day tomorrow!”
6. The kids are conducting a contest:
“Dear Mr. Thompson,
It was brought to my attention that Timmy and his friend Jake have been conducting a contest in my class that they’ve named “the biggest booger ball.” Apparently, they each keep their “collections” in their pencil cases. Please investigate and make sure this ball disappears & their game is postponed… forever. “
7. Nice drawing! So funny!
“He was drawing “butts” during math instead of his actual assignment. He told me not tell Nonna. He grabbed the paper and tried to crumble it up. Once he gave it back he told me “I only drew 2 butts.”
8. I know what this kid is going through.
“Josiah does not want to work. He says it is not fun.”
9. Terry chose an inappropriate compound word.
“Terry wrote “sh**head” as one of his compound words.”
10. This kid has been practicing his karate. LOL
“I have been having trouble with Johnathan “practicing” his karate on other students. I have warned him many times about this and how it can hurt others. Today, however, he kicked a boy named Dennis in the back while he was getting a drink. He then preceded to lie to me. …”
11. This girl gave an inappropriate response:
“While working on Hyperboles I called on – to complete a sentence with an exaggeration. The sentence was “The hamster is as fat at as ____ .” I called – to give an answer and she said “your mama.” Inappropriate response for class.”
12. Kimmy was very proud of her poem!
Kimmy was very proud of her poem (she even tried to rhyme the lines!) But we’re going to try another one next week without the potty language!”
13. Violet asked for help
“Violet drew this during free time today… asked to help her spell “bite my big metal ass”. She said she learned it from futurama.”
14. Given the sad face, I'm assuming the girl wasn't happy.
“Tried to kiss a girl in class/cafeteria”
“Danica let a friend smell her chap stick and the friend “accidentally” took a bite! Sorry”
16. Just a heads up!
“Amara has a worm in her pocket. She did not want to throw it away. I just wanted to give you a heads up!”
17. Poor kid jut didn't like Math.
“You might hear that Brian missed half of our Math lesson today. Please allow me to explain… He was scratching his head a lot in class. Terrified he might have had lice, I quickly brought him to the nurse who he told: “I just don’t like Math. It makes my brain itch!” Good news – he doesn’t have lice!!”
18. I love that they also sent the hair:
“Demi cut her hair today. I’m so sorry.”
19. A story about a dead lizard and a stinky sock.
“While I was reading to the class, Tanner removed his shoe and sock and began playing with something. It was a dead lizard. I removed the sock – it smelled like dead things. According to Tanner, the lizard went up in the air and was alive when he was in the sandbox and he kept it there and stepped on it by accident.”
20. Lillian threatened a kid:
“Not the best day back. Lillian had to spend a little time alone at lunch after telling a boy she was going to “punch him in the nuts.” We decided she needs to come up with a better solution when people upset her.”
21. This kid wanted to watch the Olympic Ice Hockey game.
“Student asked to watch the Olympic Ice Hockey game, I said no, He said “You’re communist, communist, communist.” Inappropriate speech.”
22. Dale wasn't very nice at recess:
“When lining up at recess, Dale called someone a “pe*is””
23. These kids came up with a funny name for an imaginary character:
24. Very rude, kiddo!
25. And finally, this hilarious note that was OBVIOUSLY sent by the 'techer'.
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