Whoever writes these funny liquor store signs deserves a beer! These jokes are hilarious, check them out!
I really appreciate it when people use humor to promote their businesses, I think it’s a great idea! And these signs with short jokes are a good way to attract customers and put a smile on people’s faces. These liquor store signs are so funny, they made my day. Check them out and share the fun with someone who could use a reason to laugh today!
1. This liquor store sign regarding pants is so funny!
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2. Like the Xmas tree shop, but for St. Patrick's Day.
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3. Wine is cheaper than therapy!
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4. Ok, we'll try to act sober!
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5. I bet the liquor store was full of parents that day!
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6. That's very cold... which is good, for beer.
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7. This funny liquor store sign about vodka is true!
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8. I agree!
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9. Haha! So funny!
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10. A very deep quote for Valentine's Day.
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11. Ladies, you've been warned!
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12. There's so much wisdom in this liquor store sign!
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13. Drink, not drive - always a good idea!
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14. Meeting your in laws? Drop by the liquor store first!
![Hilarious liquor store signs jokes](https://bouncymustard.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/14-funny-liquor-store-signs-jokes.jpg)
15. Elderly ninja??? I qualify for that discount!
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16. My favorite poem in the whole world.
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17. Coincidence?! I don't think so!
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18. Shut up, liver.
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19. Even better than girls!
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20. You never know when beer pong might become an Olympic sport. We should all be ready!
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21. Sounds like the perfect store.
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22. This liquor store sign is hilarious!
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23. Stop looking at funny signs by the road!
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24. What about flu shots?
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25. Holidays mean family. Family means you need liquor. They have that.
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