Whoever writes these funny liquor store signs deserves a beer! These jokes are hilarious, check them out!
I really appreciate it when people use humor to promote their businesses, I think it’s a great idea! And these signs with short jokes are a good way to attract customers and put a smile on people’s faces. These liquor store signs are so funny, they made my day. Check them out and share the fun with someone who could use a reason to laugh today!
1. This liquor store sign regarding pants is so funny!
2. Like the Xmas tree shop, but for St. Patrick's Day.
3. Wine is cheaper than therapy!
4. Ok, we'll try to act sober!
5. I bet the liquor store was full of parents that day!
6. That's very cold... which is good, for beer.
7. This funny liquor store sign about vodka is true!
8. I agree!
9. Haha! So funny!
10. A very deep quote for Valentine's Day.
11. Ladies, you've been warned!
12. There's so much wisdom in this liquor store sign!
13. Drink, not drive - always a good idea!
14. Meeting your in laws? Drop by the liquor store first!
15. Elderly ninja??? I qualify for that discount!
16. My favorite poem in the whole world.
17. Coincidence?! I don't think so!
18. Shut up, liver.
19. Even better than girls!
20. You never know when beer pong might become an Olympic sport. We should all be ready!
21. Sounds like the perfect store.
22. This liquor store sign is hilarious!
23. Stop looking at funny signs by the road!
24. What about flu shots?
25. Holidays mean family. Family means you need liquor. They have that.
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