There was a time when newspapers were printed. If someone made a mistake in writing an article that error would remain forever. And now we laugh remembering these funny headlines! Share the fun with someone who could use a reason to smile today!
1. For your own safety please leave this planet on the 22nd of February!
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2. So the cows are paid by the gallon and not by the hour.
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3. It was only accused.
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4. I have nothing special to comment.
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5. So that's how he managed to be no 1 in the world!
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6. Nicely done mister reporter!
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7. If bridges didn't exist I would have been a swimming trainer.
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8. She read the first book when she was 6.
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9. The author wanted to adhgfk dkfga but then he wrote kdgfh sjdhfaj sk.
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10. Hey! Turn off all your lights. You are listening now the total lunar eclipse, here on 91.7 FM.
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11. Wow! This was really a big surprise!
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12. Ah, I see what they did there.
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13. Rarely? I hope they never talk!
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14. Naughty babies!
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15. Job opening at Food Magazine!
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16. Credit advertising!
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17. Interesting fact! Did you knew?
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18. At least it's not a life sentence!
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19. Space? What space?
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20. At least we know who to blame now.
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21. 100k Reward for catching him.
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22. The best headline ever!
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