Are you getting ready for a trip? Here are 20 funny pieces of advice that might not help… but they will make you smile.
There are many helpful pieces of advice regarding traveling, but these 20 funny tips aren’t among them. This list is supposed to make you smile because not being on vacation is hard enough. Check them out and share the fun with your friends!
1. I've tried this. It worked.
If your husband tells you to stop packing so many things into your bag, discretely sneak them into his.
2. It's true!
Vacation calories don’t count.
3. One vacation is simply not enough.
To really beat the stress at work, it’s recommended you take a six-month vacation, twice a year.
4. Yeah... so unfair.
Don’t even ask, because they won’t let you change seats on an airplane if you’re seated next to a crying baby. Especially if the baby is yours.
5. This is the best piece of advice you'll ever receive.
Whenever you’re traveling, take half of the clothes you’ve been planning to, and double the money.
6. The best way to test a friendship.
There’s no better way to find out if you hate someone than to take a trip with them.
7. They will do ANYTHING to find you.
When you fly, make sure you don’t pay any of your bills. If anything happens to the plane, you can be sure those people will never stop trying to find you.
You know you’re on a good vacation when someone asks you what you do for a living, and you can’t remember the answer.
9. How to save money when traveling:
Kilometers are shorter than miles, so next time, take your trip in kilometers and save some money.
10. Also, they'll stay away from you.
On the first day at work after vacation, tell everyone you’re dealing with a nasty allergy. This way, they won’t be able to tell that you can’t stop crying.
11. That's something you'll want to know sooner rather than later.
Before you marry someone, take them on a flight to see if they clap when the plane is landing.
12. This works!
To avoid the post-vacation blues, spend the first week at work scheduling your next trip.
13. It does!
Running to the boarding gate counts as cardio.
14. That's why I work.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy plane tickets and that’s pretty much the same thing.
15. Best traveling tip ever.
If you don’t want crying babies to ruin your vacation, just leave them at home.
16. "It's ok, she's a tourist..."
No matter where you are in the world, if you wear sunglasses and a beach hat, you can day drink without being judged.
17. The staff will love it!
Next time when you’re in a hotel, leave your sheets like this when you check out.
18. Why are they in such a hurry?
Never trust a person who gets up the second the plane lands.
19. "Have you tried putting it in rice?"
Your boss won’t be able to bother you if you “accidentally” take a swim with the work phone in your pocket.
20. You HAVE to buy souvenirs while traveling.
On vacation, we don’t call it “shopping”, we call it “buying souvenirs”. For ourselves.